tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post3053641108976302126..comments2024-03-15T14:47:21.170-04:00Comments on Lemon Gloria: I never wanna hear you say I want it that wayLemon Gloriahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07280085058516960260noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-86790853124846050932010-06-02T11:08:42.564-04:002010-06-02T11:08:42.564-04:00VVK - Hmm. I'm going to go ahead and agree wit...VVK - Hmm. I'm going to go ahead and agree with you on that one. Or maybe, maybe you become a member of a death metal band? That'd be a shock.<br /><br />Grace - You are so cute! You make me laugh.<br /><br />Miranda - Yes, leprosy indeed. :)<br /><br />GW - Heh.Lemon Gloriahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07280085058516960260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-25494016865127005512010-06-02T05:01:25.071-04:002010-06-02T05:01:25.071-04:00I agree with AnonymousI agree with AnonymousBlog hoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089898091995628787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-70981605173486981442010-06-02T01:59:32.968-04:002010-06-02T01:59:32.968-04:00AAAAHHH! I'll take the leprosy! (you're a ...AAAAHHH! I'll take the leprosy! (you're a very funny lady!)Mirandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16864726025699486938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-82610153288086730922010-06-01T22:59:36.658-04:002010-06-01T22:59:36.658-04:00人家都說男人到大陸都會外遇包二奶
老婆淚眼說擔心他外遇
他了解老婆的擔心,只好用錢去彌補分離的缺憾
...人家都說男人到大陸都會<a href="http://www.taipei007.net" rel="nofollow">外遇</a>包二奶<br />老婆淚眼說擔心他<a href="http://www.taipei007.net" rel="nofollow">外遇</a><br />他了解老婆的擔心,只好用錢去彌補分離的缺憾<br />漸漸的,老婆的電話愈來愈少…<br />她說,她是怕自己太依賴<br />漸漸的,他知道其實是她有了<a href="http://www.taipei007.net" rel="nofollow">外遇</a><br />於是,面對自己<a href="http://www.taipei007.net" rel="nofollow">外遇</a>的行為,他忽然覺得好過了些…Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-51428821712603744552010-06-01T17:20:02.400-04:002010-06-01T17:20:02.400-04:00ah! I think I would have liked that when I was a t...ah! I think I would have liked that when I was a teenager. I loved the Backstreet Boys. In fact, I started singing as soon as I read the title of your post.Gracehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16371041172350253503noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-91154956241884013192010-06-01T16:01:40.457-04:002010-06-01T16:01:40.457-04:00Since we're talking hypotheticals here... what...Since we're talking hypotheticals here... what would happen, if say you were already in a boy bank, and you got infected by this disease? Would you become a hipster? hmm... yes, I think it would be a hipster. That would be ironic.vvkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03734548705832479139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-14161369502460750692010-06-01T16:00:20.184-04:002010-06-01T16:00:20.184-04:00Lynn - You make an excellent point there. And I...Lynn - You make an excellent point there. And I'm not trying to form a band, I promise!<br /><br />Lisa - "How do you watch a loved one turn into Justin Bieber?" - This is truly excellent. Oh, I laughed.<br /><br />HKW - Hmm. I didn't read a whole lot about it but I don't know if they are on-target. Of course, I was looking at Wikipedia, and only briefly, so they might be. I ought to go back and check.<br /><br />Hillary - Hilarious and harsh. Excellent.<br /><br />FreckledK - Alas, it would strike randomly. Nobody would get to choose. <br /><br />Angel JAM - That could do it as well, I would think.<br /><br />KLZ - HAhahahahaa!<br /><br />Dagny - I only know some of them. BUT if it were a known disease, you might not know which one you were, but you'd know what you'd come down with, I think.Lemon Gloriahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07280085058516960260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-53954013139965793932010-06-01T15:47:44.941-04:002010-06-01T15:47:44.941-04:00The sad part is, I wouldn't know. I'd be ...The sad part is, I wouldn't know. I'd be like, "Ohgawd! I'm a dude! With too much gel!"<br /><br />But I wouldn't know that I was a Backstreet Boy, and so many other people would. It would be the Kafkaesque equivalent of having my skirt tucked into my pantyhose, or something. Ugh.Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11838430978051872591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-2923538097355794332010-06-01T15:13:13.734-04:002010-06-01T15:13:13.734-04:00Symptoms include: unbuttoned shirt, waxed chest, f...Symptoms include: unbuttoned shirt, waxed chest, frosted hair and increased desire to gaze intimately at camera.KLZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07148991868974040605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-30286753691309979022010-06-01T15:03:19.427-04:002010-06-01T15:03:19.427-04:00I am thinking that the cure would be something aki...I am thinking that the cure would be something akin to having to listen to 80s punk rock music and possibly having to watch live footage of those bands perform at 9:30 Club and CBGBs.Angel JAAMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06575688270453239453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-26485700549200691562010-06-01T14:52:47.690-04:002010-06-01T14:52:47.690-04:00I would rather be a Backstreet Boy than a member o...I would rather be a Backstreet Boy than a member of Color Me Badd. Or 98 Degrees....as long as I'm not that super fugly one with the platinum hair and the paunchy midsection.freckledkhttp://freckledk.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-36884783440944825232010-06-01T14:39:03.085-04:002010-06-01T14:39:03.085-04:00definitely sexually transmitted - and not like, ea...definitely sexually transmitted - and not like, easily-cured sexually transmitted. the kind of sexually transmitted that leaves you sterile (for the greater good of man.)Hillaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10602816507915795709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-61574166589933544292010-06-01T13:49:34.904-04:002010-06-01T13:49:34.904-04:00We were just watching an episode of House yesterda...We were just watching an episode of House yesterday (season 4 or 5 I think) and the patient was diagnosed with leprosy, "the pretty kind, not the kind with arms and legs falling off". Apparently there is a version that makes you look younger? I should probably Google it before spreading rumors but the disclaimer is - don't believe everything you see on TV.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-43681940772650658592010-06-01T13:37:58.507-04:002010-06-01T13:37:58.507-04:00That's terrifying. I think probably most terr...That's terrifying. I think probably most terrifying for the family. How do you watch a loved one turn into Justin Bieber?Lisahttp://seriouslytake2.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-63502968689263577352010-06-01T13:37:29.936-04:002010-06-01T13:37:29.936-04:00Okay, that day off gave you too much time to think...Okay, that day off gave you too much time to think! I loved that 1st comment! You could always take solace in the fact that being a fucking Backstreet Boy is better than fucking a Backstreet Boy. And, maybe you could get that guy who sings at the changing table to be in your band too.Lynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05723341189816254118noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-79791402696685937672010-06-01T13:34:53.284-04:002010-06-01T13:34:53.284-04:00cla517 - Oh, no, not at all! She had leprosy in th...cla517 - Oh, no, not at all! She had leprosy in the same way I probably have a brain tumor every time I get a headache.<br /><br />Hahahaha - is this what happens to them now? Or do they go through life never realizing, I wonder. <br /><br />Susan H - Ohhh, I didn't think of the initial warning signs. I thought it would be more like the flu or food poisoning. But it could totally be slow onset, where you have time for treatment before it gets out of control! Good thinking! If I decide to invent a disease, I'm totally going to turn to you for advice. :)Lemon Gloriahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07280085058516960260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-44169516807744595792010-06-01T13:31:43.521-04:002010-06-01T13:31:43.521-04:00Wow, does boy-band-itis come on so quickly? Or are...Wow, does boy-band-itis come on so quickly? Or are the initial warning signs, that would allow for early treatment and potentially limiting the expression of the disease? Maybe you're just a superfan, if they get to you within 48 hours of symptom onset? OMG, Lisa...the things you think of :-) Thanks for the laugh!!Susan Hnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-83157677923376495082010-06-01T13:23:37.907-04:002010-06-01T13:23:37.907-04:00OK, first. Does your friend have leprosy?
Now, ...OK, first. Does your friend have leprosy? <br /><br />Now, to the boy band. I think the cure would be long and painful. You'd realize that you have no musical talent and were only chosen by your Svengali manager because you fit a type (the cute one, the bad boy, the rapper). Then, you'd realize that everyone over the age of 14 thinks you are a total douche. Such self discovery would bring on an existential crisis, after which you would be cured. And then featured on VH1's "where are they now".<br />:)cla517https://www.blogger.com/profile/14825038094929045322noreply@blogger.com