tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post4285816373940307476..comments2024-03-15T14:47:21.170-04:00Comments on Lemon Gloria: It's all fun and cow farting until somebody winds up in jailLemon Gloriahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07280085058516960260noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-67867321390183785612010-10-26T20:26:24.809-04:002010-10-26T20:26:24.809-04:00Dude, apparently it's considered assault &...Dude, apparently it's considered assault & battery with a dangerous weapon... did you hear about this one?<br />http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2010/10/05/cops_mass_woman_threw_dog_feces_to_slow_driver/Karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09360868475218497152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-58047187615203735692010-10-26T11:23:54.359-04:002010-10-26T11:23:54.359-04:00Stevie - YES! I am the exact same way. If I had on...Stevie - YES! I am the exact same way. If I had one available, I can't say I wouldn't use it. ZAP! In the moment, it would just be so satisfying.<br /><br />And thank you for the offer of help getting out of the slammer. Just in case I give in to impulses.<br /><br />Kate - I have to imagine. Plus the scary rapey people and stuff.<br /><br />FoggyDew - There is a lot of extreme crazy in the world. I understand making statements, and ratcheting things up to be heard. And I think the cow farting thing is pretty funny, but I try to avoid anything really extreme.<br /><br />HKW - You are so right. That's a reasonable suggestion. I mean, if you're going to donate poo. Ever.<br /><br />Hillary - Heather is such a voice of reason. It's amazing.<br /><br /><br /><br />kayare - Glad you're on board!<br /><br />Go-Betty - I'm not sure of the mechanics of it. But save up the rubber bands just in case.<br /><br />Miranda - Oh my god. That's hilarious. Terrible, of course. But hilarious.<br /><br />Just Plain Tired - The jail part would really suck.<br /><br />K Dog - Definitely! Very good additions to the poo list. Although that would mean carrying the poo around with you...Lemon Gloriahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07280085058516960260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-13425520783493947712010-10-26T11:22:15.040-04:002010-10-26T11:22:15.040-04:00I would add to the poo list:
- people who have fu...I would add to the poo list:<br /> - people who have full grocery carts, but get in the 15 Items or less line<br />- movie theatre phone talkers<br />- the stand right in front of the elavator door people, so you can't get out of the elevatorK doghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05650882735743491190noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-38489035786905618952010-10-26T08:58:14.405-04:002010-10-26T08:58:14.405-04:00Nothing wrong with having a poo list. Of course th...Nothing wrong with having a poo list. Of course the jail part would suck though.Just Plain Tiredhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17370008595700891854noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-72527619949423662662010-10-26T04:47:26.552-04:002010-10-26T04:47:26.552-04:00Yes, I suppose you'd want the bag of poo someh...Yes, I suppose you'd want the bag of poo somehow attached to the outside of your car. It would be a bit fiddly and smelly otherwise i guess. How long would it take to load the weapon I wonder? <br /><br />I once had a client on safari who was a vet and said that he used to light cows' farts all the time. And one time he did that and burned the whole barn down! heheheheMirandahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16864726025699486938noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-85738281312932698392010-10-26T03:59:15.549-04:002010-10-26T03:59:15.549-04:00I'm throwing Hillary's poop at youI'm throwing Hillary's poop at youAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-23889092069087956692010-10-25T23:20:35.973-04:002010-10-25T23:20:35.973-04:00A poo catapult on the side of my car, what a brill...A poo catapult on the side of my car, what a brill idea. Now where did I put those giant rubber bands???Go-Bettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12746808309929560250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-48848853028939769072010-10-25T18:25:07.401-04:002010-10-25T18:25:07.401-04:00Poo catapulting! Perfect!Poo catapulting! Perfect!kayarenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-26179781649492651072010-10-25T17:27:04.767-04:002010-10-25T17:27:04.767-04:00I agree with HKW - alley poop would be the respons...I agree with HKW - alley poop would be the responsible choice.Hillaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10602816507915795709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-42905819251347473202010-10-25T16:02:20.205-04:002010-10-25T16:02:20.205-04:00Agree, PETA is extreme. Broadcasting cow fart noi...Agree, PETA is extreme. Broadcasting cow fart noises is uncivilized, even in the name of the protection of animals. If you were to donate poo, I'd suggest the supply from the ally so it is less likely to be traced back to you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-76055021884823508322010-10-25T14:37:50.315-04:002010-10-25T14:37:50.315-04:00If I were paying Capitol Grille prices and some ja...If I were paying Capitol Grille prices and some jackass with a loud speaker started playing fart noises outside...welllll, I'm pretty sure they'd need new speakers for their next protest. The PETA people are as bad as Tea Partiers. Whack jobs with nothing better to do than annoy the rest of us.FoggyDewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07934197854661226301noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-85060278780648285022010-10-25T13:56:45.429-04:002010-10-25T13:56:45.429-04:00The food is really, really bad in jail.The food is really, really bad in jail.Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01542230897888388433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-83347440860069162472010-10-25T13:49:38.084-04:002010-10-25T13:49:38.084-04:00For the very same reason I don't carry a stun ...For the very same reason I don't carry a stun gun, I'm pretty sure I couldn't mount a poo catapult to my car, either. In spite of the deep breathing, the meditation, the 'keeping it all in perspective'..sometimes assholes just need a little reminder to WAKE UP and stop being so rude. <br /><br />SPLAT! with a poo blob would do that. ZAP! with a stun gun...would also be most gratifying on this end..just sometimes. <br /><br />Wait, did that really just come *out* of my brain? Filter failure. <br /><br />BTW, I'd bake you a cake (complete with file inside) and bring it to you, if you landed in the slammer for poo slinging. I'm just sayin'.Steviehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17686303214479069143noreply@blogger.com