tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post4933626574086376940..comments2024-03-15T14:47:21.170-04:00Comments on Lemon Gloria: How I realized I totally wasted my youth. Brought to you by the letters I, V, and F.Lemon Gloriahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07280085058516960260noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-70703648910575691182011-10-15T23:06:26.220-04:002011-10-15T23:06:26.220-04:00And the really offensive thing is that back in the...And the really offensive thing is that back in the day, you'd spend the $400 on hookers and blow AND get knocked up.<br /><br />Time is so unkind.Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05628196820168673056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-18993706381547945132011-10-15T20:38:01.332-04:002011-10-15T20:38:01.332-04:00just want to say, i love love love reading your bl...just want to say, i love love love reading your blog.chemclownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05556885247065926870noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-84403563204802006852011-10-15T05:48:44.632-04:002011-10-15T05:48:44.632-04:00Truly, even not having kids, I wish I would have h...Truly, even not having kids, I wish I would have had more fun in my youth. I do have some GREAT memories, and carefully avoided the many pitfalls of drug use. I guess I'm the first-born-anti-rule-follower.J.https://www.blogger.com/profile/07490109332475074631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-58007429874827850482011-10-14T16:00:52.790-04:002011-10-14T16:00:52.790-04:00That's okay you'll get a second shot at th...That's okay you'll get a second shot at the teenage crazies now from the other side. IAnd i you think $400 a day is high just wait and see what the little bugger costs you once he gets here!Ehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11236233879828469590noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-89376239067961517372011-10-13T09:08:03.742-04:002011-10-13T09:08:03.742-04:00I love you. And I can SO relate.
"Look at ...I love you. And I can SO relate. <br /><br />"Look at all these things I'm never going to do now: Threesomes! Sleeping around! Drug experimentation!<br /><br />I totally fucking wasted my youth with that first-born-rule-follower bullshit."<br /><br />I could have written that myself. Congrats on baby!cla517https://www.blogger.com/profile/14825038094929045322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-29396600747188600312011-10-13T07:46:01.265-04:002011-10-13T07:46:01.265-04:00Agreed, anonymous is a coward. Lisa tells humiliat...Agreed, anonymous is a coward. Lisa tells humiliating stories about herself and thats why we love her! The only reason for that negative comment is out of self pitty.samanthanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-59734802035117913952011-10-12T22:24:07.550-04:002011-10-12T22:24:07.550-04:00Oh, absolutely. I am not complaining about the mon...Oh, absolutely. I am not complaining about the money spent at all. Just, you know, if you're going to stick that kind of cash into yourself, there are more fun substances out there.Lemon Gloriahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07280085058516960260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-33023029619120528982011-10-12T22:16:49.745-04:002011-10-12T22:16:49.745-04:00What a payoff on this investment though, eh? Sure...What a payoff on this investment though, eh? Sure beats having nothing to show for a "wasted" youth.Keenie Beaniehttp://www.keeniebeanie.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-10465481690590527842011-10-12T20:53:28.416-04:002011-10-12T20:53:28.416-04:00Lynn - Thank you for doing my share! That makes me...Lynn - Thank you for doing my share! That makes me laugh.<br /><br />And the drugs, wow. I have no idea how expensive they are to produce, but the prices are incredible.<br /><br />Jessica - You definitely know how to make a person feel better! I hadn't given any thought to nasal membranes or facial scarring! And if it were crystal meth, I wouldn't have any teeth left. So thank goodness!<br /><br />And ARGH! That would be 10 days of awesome shoes...<br /><br />Stacey - I know. Jessica always has awesome things to say.<br /><br />Go-Betty - You just made me laugh. I hadn't thought of the stress and lies down the road either. :)<br /><br />Moomser - I am really envious of Europeans and Canadians. It would be really fantastic not to have to worry about health care. And of course, living in Italy, you have constant access to fantastic shoes. Another envy!Lemon Gloriahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07280085058516960260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-30860946494799117572011-10-12T17:38:18.499-04:002011-10-12T17:38:18.499-04:00Can I just say (and I don't want to start a wh...Can I just say (and I don't want to start a whole political debate here) that when I read stuff like this it makes me very grateful to be living in Italy right now with a public healthcare system, that, though nowhere near perfect, still does not require one to go bankrupt to have a baby (or, you know, give up buying really awesome shoes every day).Moomserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00384287809217965233noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-91598158947712072072011-10-12T16:43:52.244-04:002011-10-12T16:43:52.244-04:00Yep I am with Jessica on the shoes thing. Just thi...Yep I am with Jessica on the shoes thing. Just think of all the stress and the lies you would have to tell your teenagers if you had been a druggie and slept around and done all that rubbish stuff in your 20's. Seriously Ben is 18 and sometimes I have to stop and think "what was I doing at 18?" and then I go all quiet and think shut up mum because really your boy isnt so bad after all and then I say a silent sorry to mum and dad for my teen years not that I was that bad but I wasnt an angel either.Go-Bettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12746808309929560250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-26701491205687928592011-10-12T16:01:22.011-04:002011-10-12T16:01:22.011-04:00If this was Facebook, I would totally "like&q...If this was Facebook, I would totally "like" Jessica's comment.Staceynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-60931156243254703042011-10-12T15:06:21.459-04:002011-10-12T15:06:21.459-04:00You know, I've been reading your blog for a wh...You know, I've been reading your blog for a while now, and have had the privilege of listening to some of your tales in person, and I have to say - you've managed, as far as I can tell, to have all of the FUN of such things without any of the downside. Your nasal membranes are intact! You don't have scratches and scars all over your face! And yet, you've still managed to get away with buttering a date's nose. So, I don't think you missed out on anything.<br /><br />Though, that would be a REALLY awesome pair of shoes every day for ten days. I'm probably not helping, am I...Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11838430978051872591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-31893154050097471572011-10-12T15:05:34.287-04:002011-10-12T15:05:34.287-04:00If it helps at all I totally did your share. It...If it helps at all I totally did your share. It's not all it's cracked up to be and sort of haunts you a lot when your kids are grown. <br /><br />The price of your drugs going down that much? To be that high to begin with? And the still be so astronomically HIGH! We are fighting the wrong drug war!Lynnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05723341189816254118noreply@blogger.com