tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post6192900145973930253..comments2024-03-15T14:47:21.170-04:00Comments on Lemon Gloria: Which gets added to the long list of reasons why a dog is exactly what we need. Also, I totally recommend hairspray.Lemon Gloriahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07280085058516960260noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-65089978394106546842010-06-29T15:54:58.175-04:002010-06-29T15:54:58.175-04:00One word for you regarding dogs. Fleas.
Signed,
...One word for you regarding dogs. Fleas.<br /><br />Signed,<br /><br />Too many catslisahgoldenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11158660223296807317noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-88422945407622501532010-06-28T17:22:51.460-04:002010-06-28T17:22:51.460-04:00Dogs don't work on silverfish. My cats wouldn&...Dogs don't work on silverfish. My cats wouldn't even play with them and they love bugs! But then again, NC has mutant silverfish. And they stink when you squish them. So I'd definitely go for death by somesortofspray.Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01542230897888388433noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-75236699449616507472010-06-28T15:17:59.346-04:002010-06-28T15:17:59.346-04:00dude, why do you think I have two?dude, why do you think I have two?Hillaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10602816507915795709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-31838570179547876462010-06-27T19:36:09.416-04:002010-06-27T19:36:09.416-04:00OK, G-Betty, you are completely awesome! I would s...OK, G-Betty, you are completely awesome! I would say you were exactly right! Mr. No-call A-hole! Good for you for your candor! Why go through the motions for something you've already done that ended badly? I do think it's particularly hilarious that you brought up his dirty teeth. <br /><br />I had people email me again on the dating site, although nobody I'd actually ever gone on a date with...but I thought, I recognize you - do you just email so many women that you don't recognize me? And then I thought, maybe it's for the better not to be recognized. Who knows?<br /><br />And ishy foo foo is just the best expression. My goal is to use it as much as possible until everyone I know gets completely sick of it. :)Lemon Gloriahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07280085058516960260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-64380485947313602582010-06-27T18:09:08.677-04:002010-06-27T18:09:08.677-04:00Ok firstly your drawing is hilarious, I really had...Ok firstly your drawing is hilarious, I really had no idea what the hell it was carrying that fork around. Secondly, go buy some Raid please.<br />Thirdly, ishy foo foo has to be the best term I have heard this year. It will now be added to my extensive list of words and phrases that totally make people look at me like I am mad. Of which I am of course, and now I am back on the dating scene I do so enjoy using my words. It entertains me to watch the reactions. Oh shit wanna know something funny, a guy tried to ask me out on this dating site who had actually been on a date with me about 2 years ago......he said he would call, he didnt (of which I was pleased because he had very unwashed teeth , icky poo) So I actually reminded him of this non call back date and his unwashed teeth and that no I wasnt interested in meeting him again. Was I bad?Go-Bettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12746808309929560250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-38279000047596662882010-06-27T09:48:56.161-04:002010-06-27T09:48:56.161-04:00Keenie Beanie - Thank you! I'm actually quite ...Keenie Beanie - Thank you! I'm actually quite pleased at how accurate the drawing is. :)<br /><br />I feel that way about spiders, but nothing else. Because how can you trust them to stay on their side?<br /><br />Jaclyn - Oh, Pledge! I doubt we have any of that either. And yah, the floor sticking is apparently very terrible. I wasn't anywhere within shouting distance at the time.<br /><br />vvk - Why am I not surprised you'd find that amusing? :)<br /><br />queen of entropy - Starch! Starch is a great idea! I don't kill spiders, though. I read Charlotte's Web years and years ago and they've all been Charlotte ever since.<br /><br />Lusty Reader - Thank you! This is PERFECT! I am always going on about the evils of raccoons and Nick is all yes, yes. But here is PROOF!<br /><br />cla57 - Oh! We had flying cockroaches in Bangladesh, I think it was. Hideous and scary and terrible!<br /><br />The cat, while probably a good idea, is not an option. They make me all wheezy and not-breathey and that really pisses me off. Also, the idea of a litter box just makes me retch.<br /><br />HKW - Thank you. I whimpered and whined and jumped up and down a lot.<br /><br />And I really really want a dog. Really.<br /><br />Miss Dallas - Sigh. I know. This is the start of a long and possibly fruitless campaign. Nick and Betty are a lot more realistic about the amount of work a dog will take. Most of which will be on me, since he works so much of the time.<br /><br />GW Mush - God, I hope not. And I'm probably a lot odder than any of you know. :)Lemon Gloriahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07280085058516960260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-80877921107876034762010-06-27T05:08:07.141-04:002010-06-27T05:08:07.141-04:00Lisa, I bet you swallowed a few bugs in your sle...Lisa, I bet you swallowed a few bugs in your sleep this last year. Also, you are a bit strange:)Blog hoghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16089898091995628787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-78839680848053762722010-06-27T01:16:57.369-04:002010-06-27T01:16:57.369-04:00I completely LOL'd all over the place after th...I completely LOL'd all over the place after that drawing. <br /><br />However, I don't think you should get a dog. I'm pretty sure that taking care of a baby is a ton of work, and considering how much poop you already clean up, do you want to deal with a dog's doodie, too?<br /><br />And I say this as the owner of two lovable mutts that I cannot live without.Miss Dallashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16831133768123027451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-30771914790261484202010-06-26T21:05:04.548-04:002010-06-26T21:05:04.548-04:00You're so brave! The silverfish drawing is a c...You're so brave! The silverfish drawing is a classic. I agree, yall should get a dog. Bugs with fangs and utensils would be no problem for a dog.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-27275645347332680042010-06-26T20:11:15.353-04:002010-06-26T20:11:15.353-04:00I live in S. FLorida where they have Palmetto Bugs...I live in S. FLorida where they have Palmetto Bugs. Basically a HUGE cockroach that flies. I'm totally ishy foo foo. Like, if I see one, I have to move to a new house. <br /><br />ALso, you might consider a cat. Dogs don't deal with bugs. A cat will. Plus, they're very good at staring at nothing. Thereby alerting you to the ghosts. I'm not sure about raccoons, though!cla517https://www.blogger.com/profile/14825038094929045322noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-22959874315909101332010-06-26T19:07:10.821-04:002010-06-26T19:07:10.821-04:00omg ive NEVER had a more apropos comment. just saw...omg ive NEVER had a more apropos comment. just saw this news story, "A raccoon described as acrobatic and mean-spirited knocked out power to a section of downtown Memphis"<br /><br />http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jykRnw87HY8P8Blrls69MjzXS5ggD9GJ3F101 <br /><br />also, im of the ishy ishy foo foo camp.Lusty Readerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04035437543878036158noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-33586293722533544522010-06-26T18:21:19.436-04:002010-06-26T18:21:19.436-04:00My aunt is like you when it comes to spiders. One ...My aunt is like you when it comes to spiders. One day, when she was doing laundry, she saw a spider. First she sprayed it with stain remover, simply because that is what she had in her hand; when that didn't work, she tried spraying it with bleach, which she thought would be caustic enough to kill it. No such luck. So she finally starched it to death. <br /><br />Petrification - when you're not brave enough to actually squish something, any kind of death will suffice!queen of entropyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13660505682480463036noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-48640692450511058812010-06-26T14:21:14.757-04:002010-06-26T14:21:14.757-04:00I'm indifferent to bugs... but watching people...I'm indifferent to bugs... but watching people scurry away from bugs is entertaining... :-)vvkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03734548705832479139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-69031244094376884592010-06-26T13:40:24.611-04:002010-06-26T13:40:24.611-04:00I used to kill cockroaches with a ton of hair spra...I used to kill cockroaches with a ton of hair spray or Pledge. It worked great, since the little buggers were too fast for me to hit. You just have to throw away the corpse before it sticks to your floor.Jaclynhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06800071653449114953noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-2683761960694172102010-06-26T13:22:36.413-04:002010-06-26T13:22:36.413-04:00Two things I love most about this post: that drawi...Two things I love most about this post: that drawing and the word "squoze."<br /><br />I'm less freaked out by insects than you are, but I can't deal with them (as in DO something about their presence). If they look even vaguely crunchy (as in they make a sound or you can feel them under your shoe when you squish 'em) - then they simply must be dealt with by someone else. <br /><br />Otherwise, they can move in and set up house, and I'll draw a white line down the middle of the rooms like the boys did on that Brady Bunch episode. Stay on your side and we'll get along fine, spookylegs.Keenie Beaniehttp://www.keeniebeanie.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com