tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post1669452838460073188..comments2024-03-15T14:47:21.170-04:00Comments on Lemon Gloria: What makes your Target visit complete?Lemon Gloriahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07280085058516960260noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-86025271315518487772009-11-14T00:12:35.714-05:002009-11-14T00:12:35.714-05:00I laughed and laughed and laughed so hard and SO m...I laughed and laughed and laughed so hard and SO much! Thank you Lisa!Jennifer KYnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-6056669654811457472009-11-12T19:58:07.286-05:002009-11-12T19:58:07.286-05:00The visual I have of you, your mom, & wee swee...The visual I have of you, your mom, & wee sweet Babe up on the furniture dias is fantastic. I love it! =-) And anyway, it's not like Target on 14th St. has seen Waaaaay more crazy stuff than that. ;-)Ryanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06535463704571035144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-89888961111354923832009-11-12T18:59:52.448-05:002009-11-12T18:59:52.448-05:00Lisa - You're an amazing Mom. Loved this post...Lisa - You're an amazing Mom. Loved this post! Can totally picture you, Betty and Jordan on the couch stage at Target! <br /><br />Totally frightened by the escalator ramp thing. Really glad Targets in Austin are 1 story.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-26086859478497393312009-11-12T18:47:05.757-05:002009-11-12T18:47:05.757-05:00Gah! This is my favorite post of yours in forever....Gah! This is my favorite post of yours in forever. <br /><br />"Trying to keep him calm. Which was kind of impossible, because of the fucking hand dryers."<br /><br />You're simply hilarious, my dear.nicole antoinettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01867096106743131289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-58797013376018935422009-11-12T17:42:29.150-05:002009-11-12T17:42:29.150-05:00I actually can't go to a Target without having...I actually can't go to a Target without having to poo. It's weird, like my brain see's the red and white target and thinks, oh yes! Time to poo!Sarah https://www.blogger.com/profile/13693577464343562106noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-10199919691539684622009-11-12T17:17:32.204-05:002009-11-12T17:17:32.204-05:00Off topic but in about 2 years, DON'T let Big ...Off topic but in about 2 years, DON'T let Big J out of your sight in the dressing room or he will lock himself in and that's when you'll notice the doors go all the way down to the floor and are about 8 feet tall.Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05628196820168673056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-10509791563658505562009-11-12T16:47:27.963-05:002009-11-12T16:47:27.963-05:00baby on a trash bag and the three of you on a disp...baby on a trash bag and the three of you on a display couch. it just doesn't get better than this!LJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11863772247445220124noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-50840649058863743482009-11-12T15:02:58.146-05:002009-11-12T15:02:58.146-05:00I am going to urge every dieter I know to read you...I am going to urge every dieter I know to read your description of that bathroom. It'll be awhile before I ease my way back to food.<br /><br />Hilarious.<br /><br />(Found you from Arjewtino's old blogroll)Erinhttp://www.poorpenmanship.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-8033578409456909842009-11-12T14:53:38.641-05:002009-11-12T14:53:38.641-05:00and to think, my target visit isn't complete w...and to think, my target visit isn't complete without a purchase from the $1 Bargain Bins.<br />i've got nuthin on you and Poo-n-Boobs (get it, like Puss-n-Boots)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-34925382790385746032009-11-12T14:51:51.737-05:002009-11-12T14:51:51.737-05:00freckledk - THAT made me laugh out loud!
Lemmonex...freckledk - THAT made me laugh out loud!<br /><br />Lemmonex - We all needed a drink, really.<br /><br />Susan H - Minus the bathrooms, it's the nicest one I've been in. Two floors, nice escalators and elevators, a Starbucks...<br /><br />Hillary - It is a crying shame, that's for sure.<br /><br />Dagny - It turned out remarkably well. I'd have been twitchy using my little one on there.<br /><br />And they would've been sorry to mess with me. Definitely.<br /><br />Kate - I know, poor little Big J. It was a big trauma.<br /><br />Canaan - THIS is a fantastic idea! I need these! Thank you so much! Sometimes changing tables have these, but most don't and I should totally carry my own. And I totally agree with the Boppy! Love it love it love it.<br /><br />Sealz - I know! Usually Target bathrooms are decent. And the store is so nice!<br /><br />lisa - yes, horrendous, no? Do they have to be that loud?<br /><br />And you are so right. That would've been perfect.Lemon Gloriahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07280085058516960260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-11743280249798809322009-11-12T14:35:38.719-05:002009-11-12T14:35:38.719-05:00OMG, the hand dryers. The first time I was in a T...OMG, the hand dryers. The first time I was in a Target bathroom and someone fired one of those things up, I swear, I thought a damn plane was preparing for takeoff *in* the bathroom. <br /><br />If anyone told you to get off the couch, you could have just told them you were trying it out. Can't just buy these things before the Comfort Boob test.lisahttp://seriouslytake2.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-23362015459172237472009-11-12T14:27:00.694-05:002009-11-12T14:27:00.694-05:00Ugh. I really, really had to go while I was at the...Ugh. I really, really had to go while I was at the Columbia Heights metro stop, and my thought process was, "The target is nice, therefore, the bathrooms will be nice."<br /><br />Wrong Wrong Wrong. The first three stalls I tried had not been flushed. The floor was wet. It was. So. Gross.Sealznoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-785983952887055012009-11-12T14:06:22.975-05:002009-11-12T14:06:22.975-05:00Sorry for the long winded comment followed by anot...Sorry for the long winded comment followed by another comment. Here they are: http://www.target.com/Munchkin-Multiuse-Pads-24-pk/dp/B000V9DXEU/ref=sc_ri_1 <br /><br />I am so excited to share b/c they are that awesome that I had to find them for you and any other mom's who read this! <br /><br />Oh, I was also eating a salad from Target while posting a comment about Target on a post about Target. Hmmm.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-83506967415669697982009-11-12T14:01:45.185-05:002009-11-12T14:01:45.185-05:00Love, love this story and Target. Just got back fr...Love, love this story and Target. Just got back from there in fact! <br /><br />A discovery that was passed onto me, and might save your life. Ok, not really, but I swear it is one of the best baby items ever. <br /><br />Over by all the baby supplies, there are 'paper pads' I think there is a pic of a lady w/ a baby on her shoulder. They come in 3 sizes. I used the medium ones on her changing table so if a little poo gets on there it's on the paper, not the cloth and I can just toss it out instead of washing. <br /><br />They also come in big sizes. I use those at the public changing tables b/c that way you don't have to set your pretty reusable changing pad on the nasty table, fill it with germs and then place directly into your diaper bag - you just throw it away w/ the diaper! <br /><br />Seriously, those and the Boppy are my #1 suggestions to everyone I know.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-44887999451018124192009-11-12T13:47:12.345-05:002009-11-12T13:47:12.345-05:00Lisa, I'd have loved to hear the salty version...Lisa, I'd have loved to hear the salty version that could have been, lol. Poor Big J. That's a tough one for a wee guy...ladies room, poo, loud whooshy noises and lots of women - totally deserving of his comfort boob: )Katehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17878620474790055856noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-11533296293968067532009-11-12T13:41:56.318-05:002009-11-12T13:41:56.318-05:00I've always thought that restroom changing tab...I've always thought that restroom changing tables were kind of gross - I'd rather use a nice huge trash bag as a liner than the dainty ones that come with the bag.<br /><br />And anyone who'd mess with a nursing mom on a display couch is clearly not thinking things through.Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11838430978051872591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-73584646464481550002009-11-12T13:25:56.244-05:002009-11-12T13:25:56.244-05:00people always leave you alone when you're feel...people always leave you alone when you're feeling salty. it's a shame.Hillaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10602816507915795709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-15016711351876956692009-11-12T13:24:07.456-05:002009-11-12T13:24:07.456-05:00Your Target sounds much nicer than mine (except fo...Your Target sounds much nicer than mine (except for the dirty bathroom). Furniture displays? We can only dream...Susan Hnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-89778776629566611702009-11-12T13:05:41.250-05:002009-11-12T13:05:41.250-05:00Poor jumpy Big J. The kid needed a drink. I cann...Poor jumpy Big J. The kid needed a drink. I cannot blame him.Lemmonexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13323066264528575027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-81710827139084654532009-11-12T12:50:32.595-05:002009-11-12T12:50:32.595-05:00Comfort boob, eh? If I had a nickel for every tim...Comfort boob, eh? If I had a nickel for every time I heard that one.<br /><br />I cannot even imagine doing poo detail on location. It sounds horrible!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com