tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post1945712672202087263..comments2024-03-15T14:47:21.170-04:00Comments on Lemon Gloria: In foulness and in healthLemon Gloriahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07280085058516960260noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-45458251595356963112010-02-11T06:28:06.341-05:002010-02-11T06:28:06.341-05:00trillions calculate straight thank bennett indexin...trillions calculate straight thank bennett indexing alcoholsee labor eksa prenatal district <br />lolikneri havaqatsuAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-35483326899134096862009-02-21T18:16:00.000-05:002009-02-21T18:16:00.000-05:00I have to admit that, while I'm so happy for you, ...I have to admit that, while I'm so happy for you, and I'm getting to the point where I fondly look at other people's kids, that right there might be effective birth control for at least another year or so! <BR/><BR/>I'd assume it means your baby is going to be fantastically healthy and full of nutrients!Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17579490091053246362noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-32155060005692211502009-02-19T23:57:00.000-05:002009-02-19T23:57:00.000-05:00I never knew that pregnancy made you poo less, but...I never knew that pregnancy made you poo less, but it makes total sense. <BR/><BR/>And now? I'm NEVER having a baby.nicole antoinettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01867096106743131289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-35798447423861157432009-02-18T21:42:00.000-05:002009-02-18T21:42:00.000-05:00Ha! Oh yes, I can see how that Churchill quotatio...Ha! Oh yes, I can see how that Churchill quotation is perfect here. And, oh my yes, wouldn't it be nice to have an office like Luna? Sigh.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-80425140231231733022009-02-18T20:43:00.000-05:002009-02-18T20:43:00.000-05:00Your anticipated endorsement contract with Kellogg...Your anticipated endorsement contract with Kellogg has been revoked because your recent gassy behaviour is not consistent with the image of Kellogg.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-40854353264585060682009-02-18T16:35:00.000-05:002009-02-18T16:35:00.000-05:00I wish I could say that this is one of those pregn...I wish I could say that this is one of those pregnancy symptoms that gets better later on, but I'm here at 21 weeks thanking GOD that I have an office, not a cubicle. I highly recommend Febreze Air Effects. I have the apple spice & delight, and it does a great job of masking my smells without being too perfumy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-52409498997929463392009-02-18T16:34:00.000-05:002009-02-18T16:34:00.000-05:00It really is quite astonishing how little people k...It really is quite astonishing how little people know about being pregnant until they either are or people they know are. This did make me burst out laughing, though, so if nothing else, pregnancy is pretty funny :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-48287602700308496572009-02-18T16:09:00.000-05:002009-02-18T16:09:00.000-05:00How did the spray bottle filled with pee for the w...How did the spray bottle filled with pee for the wedding venue not make it into this post? Nick should guest-post again prior to the arrival of little one!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-63705934121255437112009-02-18T14:34:00.000-05:002009-02-18T14:34:00.000-05:00I'd like to weigh in with the fact that farm anima...I'd like to weigh in with the fact that farm animals are easier to accidentally kill than one might think.Susanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05628196820168673056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-87411730547141887132009-02-18T13:12:00.000-05:002009-02-18T13:12:00.000-05:00This cracked me up, only because I can totally, to...This cracked me up, only because I can totally, totally relate. I'm not at the super-gassy phase yet with Joey, but with Zeke, it got so bad that Jason rigged a can of Oust onto a loop that I could wear as a necklace, so that I always had air freshener close by. Luckily for us, we have no trouble farting in front of each other, so it was all pretty funny.Wendyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14574959237959082661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-26682487312281812662009-02-18T12:48:00.000-05:002009-02-18T12:48:00.000-05:00A.S. - Apparently some version of this quote is at...A.S. - Apparently some version of this quote is attributed to him but not 100% certain that he did say it...<BR/>"Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk.<BR/>Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober."<BR/><BR/>So it's not about farting or pregnancy, but you see how I might've leapt there? And glad you know how much I am not exaggerating. (I mean, sorry for you, but glad to be in good company.)<BR/><BR/>Lemmonex - It's horrendous, really. And when you fart in your cube, you just have to pray that nobody comes over for a good 5 minutes.<BR/><BR/>restaurant refugee - While that is an extremely creative and apt description, yes, too long. But if I'd read this pre-preg, it'd definitely have clenched my uterus shut. Who knew?Lemon Gloriahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07280085058516960260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-23199289364722239202009-02-18T12:43:00.000-05:002009-02-18T12:43:00.000-05:00Are you sure this post shouldn't be tagged "prophy...Are you sure this post shouldn't be tagged "prophylactic descriptions of pregnancy that read like a 'Scared Straight' video for those unsure about spawn?" I guess that would be too long anyway.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-75848483128919346912009-02-18T12:40:00.000-05:002009-02-18T12:40:00.000-05:00I have issues with...functions... in front of peop...I have issues with...functions... in front of people. This could be a problem for me.Lemmonexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13323066264528575027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-85723010619876947462009-02-18T12:34:00.000-05:002009-02-18T12:34:00.000-05:00Haha, I can't wait to hear what Churchill had to s...Haha, I can't wait to hear what Churchill had to say that would apply here :)<BR/>And, omg, I know EXACTLY what you mean.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-52103046291169535582009-02-18T12:16:00.000-05:002009-02-18T12:16:00.000-05:00Maiden Metallurgist - You have no idea.Carolyn - N...Maiden Metallurgist - You have no idea.<BR/><BR/>Carolyn - Nobody warned me adequately! This is terrible!<BR/><BR/>LiLu - From what you've described, I'd say odds are you'd definitely be lethal.<BR/><BR/>Hillary - Hahaha! You are right! When I'm no longer pregnant, Nick will still be a fart ass...It reminds me of that Churchill quote - you know the one? I'll have to go searching.Lemon Gloriahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07280085058516960260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-90386918055057960052009-02-18T11:59:00.000-05:002009-02-18T11:59:00.000-05:00Oh my lord... I am never getting pregnant... I wou...Oh my lord... I am never getting pregnant... I would literally kill people if I went up a few more notches in intensity!rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-45555816720622430922009-02-18T11:42:00.000-05:002009-02-18T11:42:00.000-05:00Sorry Lisa, but I just have to say...that is so hi...Sorry Lisa, but I just have to say...that is so hilarious!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-53422604449123935692009-02-18T11:29:00.000-05:002009-02-18T11:29:00.000-05:00Yikes!Yikes!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com