tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post3004578442674776749..comments2024-03-15T14:47:21.170-04:00Comments on Lemon Gloria: Sometimes you sit next to the crazy person; sometimes you are the crazy person.Lemon Gloriahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07280085058516960260noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-710092080206174232007-09-20T07:24:00.000-04:002007-09-20T07:24:00.000-04:00Next time do this:Fart.Exclaim, "Dude that so gros...Next time do this:<BR/><BR/>Fart.<BR/><BR/>Exclaim, "Dude that so gross!"<BR/><BR/>Then ask a stewardess to move you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-22397590513808387312007-09-19T19:53:00.000-04:002007-09-19T19:53:00.000-04:00SL - Orlando starts out as a man in Elizabethan En...SL - Orlando starts out as a man in Elizabethan England and winds up as a woman. Totally randomly triggered by your comment. It was gender-bending and way ahead of its time. Not a must-read, but I like Virginia Woolf.<BR/><BR/>moosie - I am so glad to hear that! I was feeling like I might've been over the top with the f-word.Lemon Gloriahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07280085058516960260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-3673306603012358592007-09-19T17:42:00.000-04:002007-09-19T17:42:00.000-04:00when I'm tired, it's far too much energy to try an...when I'm tired, it's far too much energy to try and make nice with strangers, so I would have done the same thing. With maybe more cursing because I was stuck on a plane.*moosie*https://www.blogger.com/profile/00861759206361346609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-30137245555402371122007-09-19T16:21:00.000-04:002007-09-19T16:21:00.000-04:00No. Should I?No. Should I?Sarah https://www.blogger.com/profile/13693577464343562106noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-92220069056136991652007-09-19T14:24:00.000-04:002007-09-19T14:24:00.000-04:00HIN - Aaaaagghhh! I refuse to believe he's my sou...HIN - Aaaaagghhh! I refuse to believe he's my soul mate! You're just being unkind.<BR/><BR/>SL - Yes, definitely was me. And on a tangent, have you ever read Orlando by Virginia Woolf?<BR/><BR/>Jess - That's exactly the kind of seat mate I want! And never get!<BR/><BR/>ES - HAha! Me, I am too prone to talking to strangers not to get busted at some point in the flight.Lemon Gloriahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07280085058516960260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-75378226476962417302007-09-19T13:35:00.000-04:002007-09-19T13:35:00.000-04:00One of the great things about being Asian, is pret...One of the great things about being Asian, is pretending that you don't speak English when you want to be left alone. <BR/><BR/>Though, sometimes I pretend to be British. Thats a lot of fun.Evil Spockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09061028012716806630noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-8079680174826159032007-09-19T12:29:00.000-04:002007-09-19T12:29:00.000-04:00I've only had one good seatmate. He held my hand d...I've only had one good seatmate. He held my hand during turbulence and was wayyy cute :) <BR/><BR/>Most of the time, it's the types you describe here. Fun. Vacuums.jesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13240622924482291003noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-58945763032445356852007-09-19T12:10:00.000-04:002007-09-19T12:10:00.000-04:00I think I've sat next to you on a plane before. Yo...I think I've sat next to you on a plane before. You laughed for no reason, but you were also about 30, chubby and 5'6. And bald. And a man.Sarah https://www.blogger.com/profile/13693577464343562106noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-73583646477719619912007-09-19T11:42:00.000-04:002007-09-19T11:42:00.000-04:00You shoulda talked to him. 1) How do you know he ...You shoulda talked to him. <BR/><BR/>1) How do you know he wasn't your soulmate? I know it's depressing to think that you are fated to be with a fat, pink, over-eager guy for all eternity, but at least he likes travel.<BR/><BR/>2) think of the blog fodder! "and then he starts telling me about how good he is at video games...is that a euphemism for onanism? I don't think his forearms got that big from playing Legend of Zelda, if you get my drift." <BR/><BR/>3) you could fake flirt with him and when he asks for your number you could say "you don't want to date me because I have Hand-Tourrettes...I slap people uncontrollably and completely randomly" [SLAP]. "See?" <BR/><BR/>4) you could talk to him and make up lies about yourself: You are a famous proctologist and you came to chicago to operate on a rich old man's ass. etc.HomeImprovementNinjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01134409822023878387noreply@blogger.com