tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post4835639257148494145..comments2024-03-15T14:47:21.170-04:00Comments on Lemon Gloria: The trouble with having done a lot of dating in one placeLemon Gloriahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07280085058516960260noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-28671227493783690922008-10-31T09:41:00.000-04:002008-10-31T09:41:00.000-04:00lemmonex - Haha! They probably really appreciate t...lemmonex - Haha! They probably really appreciate that, actually. Makes the situation a lot better for them.<BR/><BR/>notsojenny - Thankfully, I have very little of that anymore. It's a terrible feeling.<BR/><BR/>Nicole - I had very serious boyfriends in my 20s and didn't start any of this ridiculous behavior until I was a decade older than you. So you have plenty of time.<BR/><BR/>RestaurantRefugee - Cringe cringe cringe. But you called - so actually, your behavior was fine. But it is kind of funny to have asked, considering the making out and all.<BR/><BR/>Ryane - Oh, I fully see the humor in this. I'm not proud of my behavior with that guy, but I can laugh at myself over the butter incident, and it sort of serves me right to have to possibly run into him. Also, with the other guy in the building, I am so glad I emailed him instead of just doing nothing - clear conscience on that one.Lemon Gloriahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07280085058516960260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-84394988057473256712008-10-31T08:36:00.000-04:002008-10-31T08:36:00.000-04:00I know this isn't necessarily supposed to be funny...I know this isn't necessarily supposed to be funny, but I'm sorry; it is! If it's any consoloation thought, I have a similar experience, regularly, at the <B>gym</B>, of all places...eessh. I keep seeing a guy who I dated, very briefly, (date, is probably a better description) while working out. <BR/><BR/>Talk about Halloween ghosts!Ryanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06535463704571035144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-28690594815279964552008-10-30T21:25:00.000-04:002008-10-30T21:25:00.000-04:00Under the category of "I ain't proud of it, but I'...Under the category of "I ain't proud of it, but I'll share anyway," two weeks ago I had a five minute conversation with a woman which began with me saying something to the effect of "I'm sorry, I know that we have met, but could you refresh my memory of where." It wasn't until ten minutes later that I realized that not only had we met at the bar she mentioned, but that I had walked her home, we made-out a little on her doorstep and had plans for dinner two nights later. For the record, I called but she never returned said call.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-25461819530071246412008-10-30T13:37:00.000-04:002008-10-30T13:37:00.000-04:00Clearly I should have dated more people so as to h...Clearly I should have dated more people so as to have encounters like this.nicole antoinettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01867096106743131289noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-59737101450497896002008-10-30T13:35:00.000-04:002008-10-30T13:35:00.000-04:00i HATE that! you're just hanging out somewhere en...i HATE that! you're just hanging out somewhere enjoying a burrito when suddenly just because you saw someone approaching the door you suddenly get this panic of Get Me The F Outta Here!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-70733912677986236622008-10-30T13:22:00.000-04:002008-10-30T13:22:00.000-04:00Oh, I love this. I have this incredible ability t...Oh, I love this. I have this incredible ability to suppress things...it is almost sociopathic (and a bit frightening). I will run in to previous dates, know who they are, and act like we had the BEST DATE EVER and it really was me, not them.Lemmonexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13323066264528575027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-403867238137722882008-10-30T12:56:00.000-04:002008-10-30T12:56:00.000-04:00FreckledK - YES, I can see into the future. And th...FreckledK - YES, I can see into the future. And the answer is zero. Which is also the percent chance of you dying alone. Because that is absolutely, completely and totally not going to happen. You just haven't met him yet.<BR/><BR/>Jessica - You are probably right, not him. Either that, or he's afraid of me. Which would be awesome, as nobody is ever afraid of me. And no, not the velveteen type. The mean angry roll around in the mud type. Nice try, though.Lemon Gloriahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07280085058516960260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-15944776141967123652008-10-30T12:39:00.000-04:002008-10-30T12:39:00.000-04:00Actually, the far better approach would have been ...Actually, the far better approach would have been to swipe some frosting off the cake and put it on your nose. <BR/><BR/>So I'm guessing it wasn't him.<BR/><BR/>I have a hippo at home. A <A HREF="http://www.amazon.com/Velveteen-Rabbit-Margery-Williams/dp/0757303331/ref=sr_1_6?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1225384668&sr=8-6" REL="nofollow">velveteen hippo</A>, of sorts. But I don't think he's the kind you mean.Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11838430978051872591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-8275755299992068632008-10-30T12:33:00.000-04:002008-10-30T12:33:00.000-04:00"...when you wake up the next morning you will rea..."...when you wake up the next morning you will realize, with that terribly hair on the back of your neck prickly feeling, that one of these days you will run into this fellow with the big important job in the lobby, or worse, in the elevator with the other bigwigs that he works with upstairs."<BR/><BR/>Oh sweet Christ! You are both genius and psychic! Do you read palms, too? I want to know how many cats I'm going to have when I die alone...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com