tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post5629279456789881511..comments2024-03-15T14:47:21.170-04:00Comments on Lemon Gloria: Oh, the dentistLemon Gloriahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07280085058516960260noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-50079096565911214992009-04-02T08:41:00.000-04:002009-04-02T08:41:00.000-04:00It's funny you dated an orthodontist when you hate...It's funny you dated an orthodontist when you hate the dentist! I like mine as a person but I hate the dentist too and leave with fingernail marks in my hands from digging in so hard. But I go religiously. Just like the gyno. No wait. I like the gyno.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-92084249877541409062009-04-01T16:49:00.000-04:002009-04-01T16:49:00.000-04:00Hahaha! I thought I was the only one who thought t...Hahaha! I thought I was the only one who thought these types of things. When I was in braces (at age 29) my ortho used to always ask me things like, "We might want to think about you wearing rubber bands?" and I would always answer him the same way, "Umm, Hi, have you met me, Dr. L. I don't do rubberbands. They aren't cute." <BR/><BR/>Seriously? ;-)Ryanehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06535463704571035144noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-66760162367237841162009-04-01T15:00:00.000-04:002009-04-01T15:00:00.000-04:00My dentist is a wonderful fellow, but I am afraid ...My dentist is a wonderful fellow, but I am afraid of his hygienists...I have used your line about the "sharp metal thingie" many a time...usually while spitting out blood.Fearless in Torontohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00426846673587494969noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-63221246756868995022009-04-01T14:29:00.000-04:002009-04-01T14:29:00.000-04:00I hate going to the dentist. Last week I got a ste...I hate going to the dentist. Last week I got a stern letter from my dentist because I haven't been for a checkup in two years. I can't believe they wasted postage on it. If the tooth pain that I can feel in my jaw bone doesn't force me to go to the dentist, a fucking stern letter isn't going to make me. Ohh now I'm all ragey.Hillaryhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10602816507915795709noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-19859110538209898402009-04-01T13:32:00.000-04:002009-04-01T13:32:00.000-04:00I loved my pediatric dentist.I enjoyed this story ...I loved my pediatric dentist.<BR/>I enjoyed this story a lot.<BR/>And it made me wonder if you wonder the same thing about the Ob/Gyn as you did about the dentist. When the Ob is down there, is he assessing the aesthetics of your pussy?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-21263213046038536462009-04-01T13:31:00.000-04:002009-04-01T13:31:00.000-04:00My new dentist yelled at me for not having a rescu...My new dentist yelled at me for not having a rescue inhaler. I have a history of asthma, but haven't used an inhaler for over 10 years. <BR/><BR/>Kind of makes me wonder if they DO plan to break stuff while they're poking around in there.Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11838430978051872591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-41619348264119934702009-04-01T13:18:00.001-04:002009-04-01T13:18:00.001-04:00My hygienist always tries to have a conversation w...My hygienist always tries to have a conversation with me while she is cleaning my teeth. And for sheer fear of the pointy sharp things, i kind of nod and stare at her all bug eyed, like "you idiot! I can't talk about who I'm dating when you have basically what contstitutes a really sharp ice pick in my mouth!:Sarah https://www.blogger.com/profile/13693577464343562106noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-85901713768004803152009-04-01T13:18:00.000-04:002009-04-01T13:18:00.000-04:00I guy I used to work wit had really abd teeth. Li...I guy I used to work wit had really abd teeth. Like, makes you cringe bad teeth. He just married a dentist and it actually totally blows my mind.Lemmonexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13323066264528575027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-88906215676763623002009-04-01T13:16:00.000-04:002009-04-01T13:16:00.000-04:00What did your old beau the orthodontist say??? WA...What did your old beau the orthodontist say??? WAS he assessing? I ask because I have the same fear, and I have my sights set on an oral surgeon.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-33742622474793769782009-04-01T13:14:00.000-04:002009-04-01T13:14:00.000-04:00I had the kindest, sweetest, most gentle and wonde...I had the kindest, sweetest, most gentle and wonderful dentist EVER growing up. My hygienist came to my 4th grade play and gave me a Winnie the Pooh cookbook for my 10th birthday.<BR/><BR/>They've ruined me for new dentists forever...rachaelgkinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18002691394373545956noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-48579714618197172922009-04-01T13:09:00.000-04:002009-04-01T13:09:00.000-04:00my favorite is when they're poking you with all th...my favorite is when they're poking you with all those things and they're all "your gums bleed when we're doing this, that's not good"<BR/>then STOP doing that! that's what i do. i do have to say we registered for a Sonicare and it's kinda my second reason for having a wedding (next to the kitchenaide mixer of course : )<BR/>i'm os excited about it!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-83547313469151906912009-04-01T13:05:00.000-04:002009-04-01T13:05:00.000-04:00I went to the dentist yesterday. They take your bl...I went to the dentist yesterday. They take your blood-pressure. Once it was high and the hygenist asked if I was stressed...blank stare. Um, yes, I'm stressed because I'm at the dentist?! So now I try to relax while the blood-pressure pump is on. My dentist switched to a new water/pressure thing to clean teeth, replacing the sharp metal pointy-scratchy instruments. Better, but it makes a noise which sort of sounds like mice or bats squeeking.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com