tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post7303620733011522382..comments2024-03-15T14:47:21.170-04:00Comments on Lemon Gloria: Monkey pornLemon Gloriahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07280085058516960260noreply@blogger.comBlogger20125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-70076618248671482142007-08-11T14:36:00.000-04:002007-08-11T14:36:00.000-04:00MG! - Yes, they're actually really interesting. A...MG! - Yes, they're actually really interesting. And your fictitious heading made me laugh out loud.Lemon Gloriahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07280085058516960260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-6996822877875120922007-08-11T11:45:00.000-04:002007-08-11T11:45:00.000-04:00I remember that my past anthropology classes alway...I remember that my past anthropology classes always talked about the bonobos quite extensively because of their very human traits (like having sex for fun, and facing each other while doing it), so you're still totally highbrow. I mean, if it's good enough for scholars... unless there was a heading like, "Do bonobos take back-door deliveries?" :)mysterygirl!https://www.blogger.com/profile/01708758561975520042noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-23323486336967882382007-08-10T11:57:00.000-04:002007-08-10T11:57:00.000-04:00Pain - Thanks very much!Moosie - You are so right....Pain - Thanks very much!<BR/><BR/>Moosie - You are so right. Sex as a topic interests everyone. And really it just depends on how you choose to couch it.Lemon Gloriahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07280085058516960260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-73819817724141516842007-08-10T09:18:00.000-04:002007-08-10T09:18:00.000-04:00This just goes to show you that "sophisticated" li...This just goes to show you that "sophisticated" literary people are still obsessed with sex. They just hide it behind the guise of monkeys.*moosie*https://www.blogger.com/profile/00861759206361346609noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-74615667801486367602007-08-10T07:58:00.000-04:002007-08-10T07:58:00.000-04:00Just when We, Ourselves, decide to ask, "Just what...Just when We, Ourselves, decide to ask, "Just what is that Lemon Gloria person offering The Daily Pitchfork and its readers these days?" you bring us this wonderful soil covered truffle proving once again you belong in Our blog's Champagne Room.<BR/><BR/>Now We hope to get the research staff back in their chairs once the wave of laughter subsides!<BR/><BR/>Keep up the good work and a hearts felt <BR/><BR/>Qu'ul cuda praedex nihil! <BR/><BR/>to you and yours.Painhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17352783370203890618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-2675319859908665712007-08-09T10:20:00.000-04:002007-08-09T10:20:00.000-04:00WiB - 1. Oops. Sorry!, 2. I'm sure you're right. ...WiB - 1. Oops. Sorry!, 2. I'm sure you're right. And I love bonobone! Excellent word!<BR/><BR/>SL - It could be, for sure. Although Rich makes a very good point.<BR/><BR/>M - Marie Claire actually has some very good articles. It is definitely an upgrade! And thank you! :)<BR/><BR/>Dr. MVM - I'm glad! Thanks! And this was the first I'd heard of bonobos. They're very cool!<BR/><BR/>AT - US and People are much more compelling than Cosmo. I always feel guilty reading them but they are a particular pleasure.<BR/><BR/>Rich - After you said that I did the same review. And came up with ickety ick ick ick as well.<BR/><BR/>Riley - Ha ha! There are worse ways to start the day.<BR/><BR/>MM - I'm so visual that I really like the pics. But seriously, this one made me feel dirty.Lemon Gloriahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07280085058516960260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-54242951943365830872007-08-09T09:44:00.000-04:002007-08-09T09:44:00.000-04:00Haha, sometimes I wish they would just leave the p...Haha, sometimes I wish they would just leave the pictures out of the magazines altogether.mmhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08626707689351298252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-66300881914797363172007-08-09T08:55:00.000-04:002007-08-09T08:55:00.000-04:00So of course I can't help but Goggle "bonobos." If...So of course I can't help but Goggle "bonobos." If I had known that I was going to start my Thursday with a hearty does of monkey sex, I'd probably have stayed home! There's always Friday....Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09181547771009972064noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-75919573855468507132007-08-09T07:55:00.000-04:002007-08-09T07:55:00.000-04:00We get the New Yorker at home. I was pretty surpr...We get the New Yorker at home. I was pretty surprised at the enormous monkey-fucking picture, too.<BR/><BR/>Dude, aside from "Should we just fuck it out?" being a great line... think that through for a second...<BR/><BR/>I'm cataloging my thankfully-few car mishaps, and I'm thinking that I'm not so sure I'd want to offer that as an option to ANY of the other parties involved.<BR/><BR/>Ickity ick ick ick.Rich | Championablehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04465242424716799056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-433171655823528812007-08-09T02:32:00.000-04:002007-08-09T02:32:00.000-04:00I always used to read Cosmo when I was on the elip...I always used to read Cosmo when I was on the eliptical at the gym. Yeah, I stopped doing that one too. Now it's Us Weekly and People all the way. I think I went the opposite of you.....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-86362298108201072612007-08-08T20:21:00.000-04:002007-08-08T20:21:00.000-04:00Holy crap this is the funniest thing I have read i...Holy crap this is the funniest thing I have read in a long time,<BR/>"So everyone knew you were reading "Masturbation at the Office! Should You or Shouldn't You?" or "Quiz: Anal Sex - Is It for You?""<BR/><BR/>Bonobos are one of the reasons why I chose to blog as a monkey.Dr. Monkey Von Monkersteinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14370062692837972451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-88855805111741347732007-08-08T18:20:00.000-04:002007-08-08T18:20:00.000-04:00:)))This is a great one!You're so funny L,and a gr...:)))<BR/>This is a great one!You're so funny L,and a great writer!<BR/>Yeah, I stoped reading Cosmo too b/c I made me feel stupid.Now I'm reading Marie Claire;-)Talking about an upgrade;-)<BR/>xoxo<BR/>M.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-43904669780442878692007-08-08T17:51:00.000-04:002007-08-08T17:51:00.000-04:00I think fucking it out would totally be better for...I think fucking it out would totally be better for the world in general.Sarah https://www.blogger.com/profile/13693577464343562106noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-51346527998903267312007-08-08T15:32:00.000-04:002007-08-08T15:32:00.000-04:00"Should we just fuck it out?"Two things:1. That's ..."Should we just fuck it out?"<BR/><BR/>Two things:<BR/>1. That's a very dangerous line in what is otherwise a very quiet office. Darn you.<BR/>2. Any guy will tell you the answer to this question is pretty much always a resounding 'yes.' I guess it depends on who, er, rams whom. As it were.<BR/><BR/>And to take Jo's suggestion one step further:<BR/>to go bonobo = to bonobone.Brianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03833043354481429783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-3910212191072100952007-08-08T14:25:00.000-04:002007-08-08T14:25:00.000-04:00Jo - Ha ha! I like the "let's go bonobo" suggesti...Jo - Ha ha! I like the "let's go bonobo" suggestion! And yes, Cosmo, way too embarrassing.<BR/><BR/>Dagny - Ah, the lawyer in you peeks through - I love it! I guess he'd have recognized it when he saw it, huh?<BR/><BR/>HKW - How sweet! Thank you! And no, I've never heard of Domino mag. Will have to google it.<BR/><BR/>HIN - I know, right! How ridiculous is that?<BR/><BR/>VVK - Oops! Miscategorizing my porn again! Shockingly, I did actually stop to think about your question...What would I actually do if I had a tail? Wtf?Lemon Gloriahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07280085058516960260noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-67634660485241196212007-08-08T14:13:00.000-04:002007-08-08T14:13:00.000-04:00Hey now... bonobos aren't Monkeys. Monkeys are a t...Hey now... bonobos aren't Monkeys. Monkeys are a totally different branch of the of the family tree.<BR/><BR/>Monkey sex is a completely different thing. Just think about it, most Monkeys have tails... just imagine what you would do with a tail while having sex. Especially if you were a New World monkey with a prehensile tail! Crazy I tell you. Crazy!<BR/><BR/>:-Pvvkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03734548705832479139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-83678325777295967122007-08-08T14:10:00.000-04:002007-08-08T14:10:00.000-04:00How ironic that you brought literature just looks ...How ironic that you brought literature just looks just like the monkey porn you left at home because it embarrassed you.HomeImprovementNinjahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01134409822023878387noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-30672270870745155242007-08-08T14:00:00.000-04:002007-08-08T14:00:00.000-04:00Perhaps the best collection of travel stories - ri...Perhaps the best collection of travel stories - right here on LG. <BR/><BR/>Have you read Domino magazine? It's always in my carry on bag.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-9141239942132997312007-08-08T13:33:00.000-04:002007-08-08T13:33:00.000-04:00One wonders what Justice Stewart would have though...One wonders what Justice Stewart would have thought of your magazine.<BR/><BR/>I am such a nerd.<BR/><BR/>Also, the phrase "New Yorkers make me happy" isn't something one sees very often.Jessicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11838430978051872591noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2117136912052729666.post-84002132966377942722007-08-08T13:18:00.000-04:002007-08-08T13:18:00.000-04:00I stopped reading cosmos for the same reason. I lo...I stopped reading cosmos for the same reason. I love mindless magazines, but it's soooo embarassing. <BR/><BR/>So instead of saying "Let's have crazy monkey sex" you can say "Let's have crazy bonobo sex"? Or even, "let's go bonobo."<BR/><BR/>I like.Johttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11459642998087958776noreply@blogger.com