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Wednesday, November 30, 2011
But since I don't work in advertising or have a penis, nobody has to worry. In case you were in the first place.
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I have now given some thought to how to best display four fingernails and a thumbnail-worth of nail polish. Gripping a nail polish bottle, a...
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Tuesday, November 29, 2011
I've got a fieber and the only prescription is more, uh, cowBieber?
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I don't know if I'd be as horrified about my attraction to Justin Bieber's nail polish if I didn't get hung up on grammar. A...
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Monday, November 21, 2011
Weird science. Not what teacher said to do.
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At this point in my life, I don't actually think there's anything available in a drug or grocery store that I'd be embarrassed t...
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Friday, November 18, 2011
Maybe if I were the Georgia O'Keefe of vegetables. And here we are at 17 weeks. With news!
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This week the kid is the size of a turnip. And if I wasn't willing to draw an avocado with toenails , I'm damn sure not drawing this...
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Thursday, November 17, 2011
Sh*t Jordan's dad says
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In response to me asking him to make sure I'm in bed by 9:30, because if I go to sleep any later, I'm barely functional the next mor...
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