"We were married forty years ago. We were married three years, we got a
divorce. Then I married Margerie."
"But first you lived with Barbara.""Right, Barbara. But I didn't marry Barbara. I married Margerie."
"Then he got a divorce."
"Right, then I married Kitty.""Another divorce."
"Then a couple of years later at Eddie Collichio's funeral, I ran into her. I
was with some girl I don't even remember."
"Right, Roberta. But I couldn't take my eyes off you. I remember I snuck
over to her and I said... What did I say?"
"You said, 'What are you doing after?'""Right. So I ditched Roberta, we go for a coffee, a month later we were
"Thirty five years today after our first marriage."