Every time I've taken India to Costco, I've had to find a place to nurse. And so the last couple times I've gone, I've left her at home.
I know it, but my boobs, they do not. They now fill up as soon as I walk into Costco. They start looking around for a comfortable chair.
2. The Three-year Old Teenager
If enough years go by, it turns out that the adorable little three-year old daughter of a dear friend will turn into an amazing teenager.
And you'll meet her again, and while in your mind you've had this cute, bossy little blonde toddler image of her, the reality is that she has become this tall, lithe, incredibly beautiful teen. Who is the kind of girl who would totally have intimidated you when you were in high school, but for the fact that she's also genuinely sweet.
She's lovely. You will like her.
3. Sketchy Smoothies
Turns out a pumpkin + chocolate protein powder + wheat grass all blended up with ice water tastes as unfortunate as it sounds.
And no, I can’t quite explain to you why I thought it might be a successful combination.
It’s kind of like when I popped a veggie burger in the toaster at work and then kind of flopped against the side and mooshed itself against the heating wires and caught on fire and then I had a hell of a time cleaning it out. Because they are meant for the toaster oven.
It’s not the same but it’s not that different. Basically, I do these things so you don't have to.
I guess you're welcome is what I mean.