Thursday, January 10, 2013

And on top of state secrets I'd probably be all, yeah, and my mom makes awesome apple pie and I'll totally trade you the recipe for a pillow.

Wednesday: The Bullet Version
  • I lost another glove, thought I lost a sock (but, after getting several people in the gym involved - because how did I lose a sock in the 20 steps between the lockers and the gym? - learned that I was looking in the wrong locker), and left my purse at work.
  • Bedtime: 9:30
  • Awake with India: 11:30 pm. 3:30 am. Up at 7:00 am.
  • Caffeine: 1 cup of tea. 2 cups of coffee. With eggnog. Unspiked. Alas.
  • Weird smoothie ingredient of the day: None! Pas de smoothie! Nick has been gone all week and dear Mahavir, he needs to come home because I have eaten way too many fish sticks, slept way too little, and am kind of desperately hanging on by my fingernails.
Let me sum up:

The whole bamboo thing would super suck, and I doubt I would hold up to waterboarding, but I know for sure that I would crack faster than Humpty Dumpty if the terrorists used sleep deprivation.

Um, and if you're reading this and you're a terrorist, I don't actually know any state secrets. My mom does make good pie, though. Hand to God on both.

8 comments:

  1. You know what? I haven't read a blog, any blog, in a couple of months. I'm glad I came back to this one.

    I'm sure you'd hold out just fine under enhanced interrorgation.

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    1. You made me so incredibly happy with this comment. I'm glad you're here. And I'm so flattered you think I'd be fine.

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  2. I see a clue to the problem in this little post. You need to SPIKE de egg nog! Ahhh, much better.

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    1. Not at work. I feel like that's a veeery slippery slope. :)

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  3. Don't sell yourself short, International Woman of Mystery! You could buy time sharing secrets by instead listing smoothie ingredients or great novels, telling stories of motherhood, dating, career, travels...LG posts and drawings.

    In most situations, homemade apple pie and pillow is a good trade.

    Again, I hope you get a good night's rest soon.

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    1. Love you love you love you! And thank you. Boy, me, too!

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  4. I wouldn't be surprised if you DID know some state secrets... you've got hidden depths. ;-)

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    1. I seriously want to hug you for this!!!

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