Tuesday, February 06, 2018
Elephant leg boots and other footwear
Which is how all four of us found ourselves, post-appointment, in the shoe department at Nordstrom Rack. This is, without sarcasm, my idea of fun.
So I spotted these shoes that looked like sneakers, but endless sneakers! They had big white bottoms! They were grey and soft, oh, so soft! And stretchy!
You pulled them on, and you just kept pulling them up and up and up, nearly up to your coochie-coo! (Yes, I know it's called a vulva, and we incorrectly continue to call it a vagina with our kids, except India still says GAGINA and I am OK with that as I know full well what she's talking about.)
Anyway, you pull those sneaker boots up really high.
I thought they were amazing. But they might be horrible. Amazing? Horrible? I couldn't tell.
So I asked Facebook.
My friend Tracy--and I love my friends forever for their honesty--said, "They make you look like you have elephant leg."
Wendy agreed. Then another person did. And another.
And actually, I'd be fine having elephant leg boots. I would happily refer to them as my "elephant leg boots."
Except that they didn't look good with a single outfit.
I was thinking, "Oh, great! These are sneakers that are also boots that are warm and I can just pull them on with everything and walk for miles and they'll keep my legs cozy!"
They looked terrible with jeans. And leggings. I didn't try them on with a skirt because I am not going to have a pair of high-maintenance elephant boots that I can only wear with like one outfit that I own. I'm just not.
So I took them back and stumbled across a black pair of over-the-knee real boots that have an actual heel. India totally approves. So far I haven't worn them, because I can't quite decide.
Maybe I'll put them on with some outfits and show you.
And finally, this is my India modeling Leigh Shoes.
As in, "Mama! These are so cute! Leigh would love these shoes. Look at me in the Leigh Shoes!"
However. I'm willing to bet Leigh would wear them on the correct feet.