I got a group email from a friend entitled Toad Licking, with a link to an NPR story. I was loathe to open it for fear that it would be one more article on how terrible the internet dating scene is.
But no! It's a story about a dog addicted to hallucinogenic toads! They made her "really perky and happy and generally excited to see you..." Another friend suggested finding these toads to lick before internet dates.