Monday, February 11, 2013
Nobody likes getting their penis stuck in their waistband.
I Talk Like a Mom Volume One:
"Oh, honey, I know that was uncomfortable. Nobody likes getting their penis stuck in their waistband."
"Please take your finger out of your bottom. We don't put our fingers in our bottoms."
"We don't need to save the poop until Daddy comes home. Let's just take a picture. He'll be very impressed."
"Wow! That IS the biggest booger ever!"
"Please don't put your tongue down the drain."
"We don't eat wood chips. Why? Because rats walk on them at night."
"The dead crab is gone. You will not get dead crabbed. I promise."
What kinds of things do you find yourself saying?