Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Conversations with my four-year old
"I don't like Daddy."
"You don't like Daddy? Why not?"
"His poops are really stinky!"
Stuck in traffic:
"It's taking a very long time to get there! Is this traffic?"
"This is terrible traffic."
"Well. This is really irritating."
At the DMV:
"Mama, this isn't a disgusting stinky bathroom like you said was going to happen."
"You are right. It's clean."
"It's clean! Are you going to poop?"
Dressing for success:
"If I open my bead necklaces and connect them, I can make a belt!"
"You certainly can."
"Look! I'm putting on my belt! It's purple! And gold! And red!!"
"It's beautiful! What a colorful belt!"
"And now I'm going to go to work!"