Princesses don't do that

We've all been pretty enchanted with the princess castle. Jordan loves Cinderella, so he always chooses her; fortunately, India likes Snow White.

The pirate visits, as do the kids from the bus. We also have a Duplo Cinderella set, so there's a fairy godmother - or Very Godmother, as Jordan calls her - who stops in from time to time as well.  Looking through the rooms, other princesses are also represented - Ariel and Belle, for example.

So I thought about it and said to Nick, "You know what's totally ridiculous about this castle?"

"What?"

"The idea that all those princesses would live happily together. It wouldn't happen. It's just so unrealistic."

"You know what I think is unrealistic?"

"That there's an elevator, but no stairs?"

"No. That there's no back to the castle. They wouldn't be able to rub one out with no back walls."

Really, Nick?