I was talking to my cousin Lyrae about how tired I am of Jordan's penis. I'm tired of seeing it. I'm sick of hearing about it.
I'm over asking him to put on underwear. Our new rule in the house
is that you have to at least have on underwear. Underwear is not just for
We all wear underwear, even if we're not wearing other clothes. Everybody.
And no, India cannot touch it in the bath, even if it is just out there for God and everyone to see. Your penis and your bottom are private. Nobody can touch them except Daddy, Nana and me, if we're washing you in the bath. And the doctor, as long as one of us are there. Except for us, YOU are the only person who can touch your own private penis. Nobody else.
But for heaven's sake, do you need to touch it all the time?
The answer seems to be yes.
Hey, look, you have a penis! Yes, I know you have a penis. We ALL know you have a penis. And yet somehow it's like a new surprise every five minutes. Hooray!
So I said to Lyrae, "It's a very penisy age."
And she said, "Haven't you noticed? It's always a penisy age."
Ah well, yah.