I cannot concentrate. I am distracted by the smallest thing.
Really. I am currently just completely unable to focus for more than, oh, 71 seconds at a time, it seems.
I have work to do. I have thinky stuff I'm supposed to be doing. It's the kind of thing that requires you to sit down and read and process information and then write about it in some kind of cohesive and at least marginally compelling way.
Right. So, I open the document of notes that I've put together. And I get halfway down the page. And then am all, "More coffee would be great!"
So I get more coffee. And sit down and look at my monitor. And I look at the words.
Which is when I realize I need to pee. Or I need more water. Or both.
And the cycle repeats.
There is stuff I really really really need to do. Like, really. Really. Honestly and truly.
I'm considering the logistics of covering myself in Vaseline and then wrapping my entire body in saran wrap and going to bed that way. It worked so nicely on my feet. Why not try?
But then I wonder. Would my skin wind up super moisturized in the morning? Or would it fall off? Can you over-moisturize? Is it dangerous if most of the skin on your body can't breathe for 8 hours? Does that matter? And would I ruin the sheets?
When really, I should probably be asking myself things like, jeez, Lisa, why the fuck can't you just focus and get this damn thing done?
No answer. To any of the above.
And now I need some more water.