From: Lisa
To: Nick
Sent: Wed, February 3, 2010 10:30:04 AM
Subject: small victories
I just had a huge poo and then as I was washing my hands this woman I loathe walked into the stall I had just used.
From: Nick
To: Lisa
Sent: Wed, February 3, 2010 10:45:21 AM
Subject: Re: small victories
Jordan had the same wicked smile you get this morning when I was wiping poo off of his back, my hands, my shirt...It runs in the family.
From: Lisa
To: Nick
Sent: Wed, February 3, 2010 11:37:13 AM
Subject: Re: small victories
Boy, I wish I could poo on her.
If only you could get her to hold J at exactly the right moment...
ReplyDeleteI mean, if he's going to do it anyway, it's not like it would hurt him. And you certainly couldn't be blamed for it...
Maybe I could brush her with his butt as I walked by. I'm kind of opposed to having someone dreadful hold my baby. But the idea is a good one...
ReplyDeleteHeh.
ReplyDeleteHeh, heh, heh.
I also enjoy this, however I'm also a little mortified that they then smell my poo.
In her case, I was wishing it was really stinky. How gross am I?
ReplyDeleteI was going to add "small Sweet victories". But, really, in this case, it's "small, Stinky victories".
ReplyDeleteI love this. Probably too much than is healthy. Still. Love this.
ReplyDeleteShe needs some pooh karma. :)
ReplyDeleteha! i used a walter sobchak quote as my title today too!
ReplyDeleteOMG. You are so freaking funny! God I wish you could poo on her AND the woman from my office who I can NOT stand.
ReplyDeleteKiran
HKW - That is hilarious! Absolutely right! In fact, I should've titled it something like, "The sweet smell of success" - I didn't think of it. Poo!
ReplyDeleteHillary - I am delighted to hear this!
kayare - Exactly!
stacy - The Big Lebowski is an endless font of awesome quotes, isn't it?
Kiran - If I could stealth poo, I would totally do that for you.