I Talk Like a Mom Volume Two:
"Please take Brown Doggie out of the toilet. Nobody swims in the toilet."
"Yes, you have to wash your hands. Look how filthy your nails are. What? That's not chocolate. It's dirt." (And anyway!)
"Nobody broke your traffic. We'll put the cars back on the table. Your traffic will be just fine."
"It's OK, honey. Just poke your penis down with your finger. That way the pee pee goes in the toilet."
"Please don't put your yogurt in your pocket."
"You're right. Daddy is as tall as the Dumpster!"
"It is not yucky. It is not spicy. It's not yucky or spicy. It's scrambled eggs."
"Please stop drinking your bathtub water. Why? Because it has, uh, it has feet and butt germs."