Bob and I were out walking around downtown at lunch.
He asked if I was aware of all the men checking me out.
"Really? Men? Are checking me out? Me?"
"Are they gross men or the kind of men I might be interested in?"
"I'll have to pay more attention. It'll be awkward, but I'll do it for you."
"But really? Men are checking me out?"
"I figured you were pretty much oblivious. But see, they're looking at you, so they don't notice that I'm observing them. It's quite interesting."
"Eric and Kay are certain I'm going to get kidnapped because I walk down the sidewalk so completely oblivious."
"But you'd recognize if you were stuck in the back of a dark van, right?"