"Mommy"
"Yes, sweetheart?"
"Where is Daddy?"
"I think he had to poop."
"Oh. Is he outside?"
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"Mommy?"
"Yes, honey?"
"We need some more stuff. Could you get my parking lot from downstairs?"
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"Mommy?"
"Yes, love?"
"When I sit down my pee-pee squeezes out of my diaper onto my bottom."
"Ewww. Let's take off your night diaper."
"I want to keep wearing it. Can I wear it to school?"
Cute cute and more cute. Seriously. xx
ReplyDeleteHugs to you, Carmen, even though it was your mama! Always hugs to you!
DeleteWhoops....that comment was from Mommy, not Carmen. Didn't realize she was signed onto google. But she agrees! Cute cute and more cute!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's pretty funny. One day my kids will be old enough to do that - which is so hard to imagine! Hugs!
DeleteHysterical! And love the well placed starfish!
ReplyDeleteWhy, thank you! Modesty!
Deleteso sweet..
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