My head is full of snot, which is throwing off my balance. I'm not super coordinated to begin with. The good part is that my voice, which is normally quite high, is now kind of low and gravelly. My coworker said I could do phone porn with this voice.
The hardest part is that I'm exhausted and just plain five steps behind.
I was getting coffee in the kitchen, and one of my colleagues walked in and said, "Hi."
I said, "Hi, how are you?"
"Fine, how about you?"
"Fine, thanks. How are you?"
She gave me a long, hard look. "I'm fine, thanks."
And then another colleague walked in and she said, "Hi, Dan, how are you?"
And I replied, "I'm fine, thanks. How are you?"
They both looked at me and started laughing. And kept laughing when I walked into the doorframe on the way out.