Although if you're one of LiLu's TMI Thursday regulars, that's likely not an issue for you.
So Maude and I like few things more than a good delve into the disgustingly ridiculous. Like how much you might charge someone who wanted to poo on your foot.
Just to give you some background.
I always think there's nothing we haven't talked about. And then, somehow, there is.
So while I was in Amsterdam we were talking about the various inconvenient and sometimes painful aspects of pregnancy.
"And what is the deal with all the sticky sticky poo?"
"I know! And it's so hard to wipe off!"
"Nearly impossible. And it hurts!"
"Yes! You wipe and you wipe, and it just makes your butt raw."
"And even if you use water on your toilet paper, it only helps a bit."
"I know. And if you don't have a sink right there, spitting on the toilet paper does nothing."
"Which I guess indicates that even if you could lick your own anus, it really wouldn't help."