Sunday, August 10, 2008

The kind of questions that make Nick wish he were religious, so he could say, "Lord, give me patience."

"So. . ."

"Yes?"

"If we had a big fight and I got really mad at you and in a fit of anger just went ahead and swallowed my ring. . ."

"So mad you swallowed your ring?"

"Yes."

"On purpose?"

"Yes. Would you wait to see if it came out in my poo?"

"I see this as a conversation topic not worth perpetuating."

"Yah, I know. But would you?"

10 comments:

  1. I can't help but wonder if you're trying to introduce the subject of the Dirty Sanchez.

    Oh, no!!!!!

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  2. Nick just got home and I asked if he knew what that was, and he was all, "What the fuck have you been doing since I left???"

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  3. LOL! Sounds like he had a good idea what that was!

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  4. Haha! You're funny AND crazy. Best kind of funny. :)

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  5. DCup - He asked if this was going to be a regular topic from here on out. I couldn't say for sure, but if so, I hope you know I am going to have to blame you for the introduction.

    A.S. - I think that's the best kind of funny, and am totally relieved to hear you say that. Phew.

    MrsMac - Heh. Thanks. :)

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  6. Not that I wish harm on Nick, nor do I think you, even at your most infuriated, could accomplish the jaw-unhinging that would be requisite... but.

    Don't you think you'd be much more likely to swallow NICK whole, if you were that mad, than purposely deprive yourself of the sparkly shiny happy place?

    Not to mention that I think it'd cut the heck out of your esophagus.

    Yep, still wierd over here. :o)

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  7. Dag - Two things. One, yes, much more likely to bite his head off than swallow the happy. And two, I LOVE that you said "still wierd over here" regarding your comment -in response my ridiculous weirdness. Hahaha!

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  8. So, what was the answer? Would he wait to see if it came out in your poo??

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  9. Ultimately, yes. And then he said to get me back he would shame me by telling everyone we ever met the story of how I swallowed my ring and we had to strain it out of my poo.

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