He got sick before I did, and he got better first as well. I'm still blowing my nose like crazy, but he's still coughing up shocking amounts of phlegm.
Yes, we are both still really gross. And constantly in danger of snotting on ourselves and each other. Ick. But anyway.
"Why do you think I'm still coughing up so much phlegm and you're not?"
I pause. "Hmm. Well, maybe it's because you're a significantly more evil person than I am?"
"Why did I think you'd actually give me a helpful answer?"