We wake up and it's freezing cold and grey and rainy. The roads and cars are covered in sheets of ice.
I hate being cold. I hate rain and snow and really, any inclement weather. And lack of sunshine truly gets me down.
So I get out of bed and am immediately all stompy-aroundy.
"I hate this crap weather."
"I know, sweetie."
"It's raining and sleeting! Do you think this weather could be any grosser?"
"Well, there could be rain and sleet and hail and diarrhea falling from the sky."
"Right."
well, as long as the diarrhea holds off, i think i can survive the weekend.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha! I'm hoping we can all survive the weekend.
ReplyDeleteDiarrhea - gross! I wouldn't have come up with such a response 1st thing in the morning.
ReplyDeleteSending yall sunshine from Austin.
I know - no time is too early for us to gross each other out. Thank you for the sunshine! We need it!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, it can ALWAYS be worse.
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