Perhaps you read the post on DCist last week about PETA and the farting cows?
PETA had announced they were going to blast cow fart noises outside of a DC steak house. A friend sent me the link, suggesting it was right up my alley.
Naturally, I replied that I thought it would be more effective if they had fart spray to go along with it. Don't you think?
To which she replied that maybe I could donate some of Jordan's used diapers, or some of the poo from our alley.
Which seems like the kind of thing that is never going to end well.
I'd call Nick and be all, "Hi. I'm in jail...Oh. Well, it all started because I donated some poo..."
I didn't. In case you're wondering.
Now, there are people that I wouldn't mind throwing poo at, but random meat-eaters are not among them. I'm not in favor of poor treatment of animals, but I'm also not a PETAer. They're a little extreme.
I realize this might sound odd coming from someone with a list of people I'd like to throw poo at. But it's a pretty short list.
More of a category list. I mean, there are some named people on there. But then there are rubrics - like "asshole drivers who cut you off" and things like that. Or maybe just "asshole drivers," really.
It would be so great to have a bag of poo and a catapult attached to the side of your car for those people. I know I'd find it really satisfying.
Although now that I'm thinking about it, that'd probably be another call from jail, huh?