Tuesday, November 04, 2014

Conversations with us

Night before turning in UNICEF donations

Jordan: Mama, I'm going to go see if India has any money for my UNICEF box.
Me: India doesn't have any money, love.
Jordan: How do you know?
Me: Because she's two.


Halloween Trick or Treating

Candy hander-outer: A princess! Who are you?
India: I'm India!
Candy hander-outer: India! Like the country?
India: INDIA LILLIAN! (you imbecile)


Me: So, it turns out feral cat poop is a huge problem in Dallas.
Nick: This is an extremely random start to a conversation. Even for you.


Shower area of swimming pool locker room

Jordan: Daddy! Who is that guy over there? The one with the butt?
Nick: We don't know him.
Jordan (loudly): Well, your penis is bigger than his! Look!
Nick: Let's just focus on taking our own shower.


  1. Hahahaha! I love these!

    Every day I wonder why I don't write down everything they say.

    1. Write it all down! I love when I do and I regret when I don't. These little humans are hilarious!


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