In response to me asking him to make sure I'm in bed by 9:30, because if I go to sleep any later, I'm barely functional the next morning:
"Absolutely. Even if I have to drag you up the stairs in a headlock every night."
Talking about dealing with a particularly not-bright judge in a trial:
"I've realized that the line between dumb and fairly sharp is extremely thin."
When I said that Sibley is going to send my labor and delivery and operating room reports to the midwife group:
"OH ARE they?"