Dear India, my sweet, sweet girl,
You are relentlessly smiley and happy and charming. When I nibble on your neck, which I try to do at every opportunity, you giggle. Sometimes you shriek in delight, just out of the blue. Like, wheeeee the breeze! Hello, world!
Hopefully I won't have taken to wearing Mrs. Roper muumuus or something equally unfortunate. If I have, the future you needs to give me a good talking-to, okay?
Last week, at your slightly late four-month appointment, we learned you had exactly doubled your birth weight. You have these deliciously plump cheeks and chubby arms and scrumptious dimpled legs.
You actually quite like your stroller, but in this moment, it looked so much like prison that I had to document it. You shot a man in Memphis just to watch him die.
I love this picture of you, because it looks like you have a devil horn, which is perhaps unfair. But I'm pretty sure that you are going to have a gleefully wicked side. I'm not so much on bows on babies, but your aunt Jenny gave this to you and I couldn't resist the whole ensemble.
I love this age, I truly do. The smiles, the giggles, the feet, the new noises. I find it kind of exhausting, however, in that you and Jordan both NEED so much at the same time. Some nights I get you bathed and into bed and then I turn my attention to Jordan and once he's in bed I take a hot hot shower and tuck myself in, too. And we're all asleep by nine pm.
Because you, my little friend, have been a terrible sleeper. There is no reason, I have told you repeatedly, to be up four times in a night, as is your current preference.
With our pediatrician's blessing, we've started sleep training. It's going slowly and painfully, but we seem to be progressing. You fall asleep on your own fine, but when you wake up in the night YOU WANT ATTENTION! AND BOOB! NONE OF THIS BACK-PATTING BULLSHIT, YOU ASSHOLES. Is generally how it's been.
Just because I am delighted when you and your brother are both asleep, sometimes so much so that I giggle with glee and then pour myself a giant glass of wine, does not mean that I don't love you both so much more than I could ever have imagined. Because I do.
Sometimes I see you and catch my breath, I love you so immensely.
I'd just like a little more goddamn sleep.
Love love love,
Oh delicious baby....Bow and devil horn...Prison...Eaty feet...I adore the names you choose for photos. I also adore this post and am so glad you and India are having a lovely time together with Nick and big brother Jordan. Hugs!ReplyDelete
I hope you get some more goddamn sleep, too.
I have to admit that knowing that you notice them pushes me to be more creative in the naming! Big hugs to you!Delete
Goddamn sleep didn't happen so much last night...
she's a doll! byrdie refers to stevie as 'her baby' too!ReplyDelete
Isn't that so incredibly sweet? I love it!Delete
She's so freaking cute! And favorite line of the blog, "And it turns out, to my delight, that you too view animal prints as a neutral." Bwahahaha!ReplyDelete
Oh, thank you! I quite enjoyed writing it!Delete
What a sweet post :)ReplyDelete
It got even me, the most rabidly anti-baby person ever, a little cooey!
Wow - that is a compliment! I still occasionally suffer from the anti-baby, like at 4 am when I desperately long to still be asleep.Delete
she's grogeous! The picture in the car seat - she looks so much like you: )ReplyDelete