Thursday, September 12, 2013

Wine rules: I don't know much, but this I know:

  1. Kirkland Pinot Grigio goes down pretty smoothly with Velveeta macaroni and cheese.

  2. On the other hand, Cabernet and fish sticks are terrible together.

  3. Chewing Big Red gum before drinking red wine is a horrendous mistake.

  4. Merlot pairs nicely with popcorn and a mid-90s vintage Grey's Anatomy and sitting on the couch all alone.

  5. Drinking either white or red out of a sippy cup cannot be recommended, but there are worse things in life.


  1. 1. I can see that.
    2. Well, you are drinking a red with fish.
    3. Duh!
    4. Grey's Anatomy has only been on since '05.
    5. Take what you can get when you can get it I say. Just don't mix them up with the kids' cups.

  2. 1. Good.
    2. I know. Cringe.
    3. Yes, yes. Goes without saying. For some of us.
    4. I liked the first couple seasons best.
    5. Exactly.

  3. 6. Never EVER try to drink red wine with BBQ. Even the 'spicy zins' that are supposed to hold up? Don't.


Tell me about it.