Saturday, January 06, 2007

Thank You, George W

Dear W,

I never thought I'd thank you for a single thing. But it's January, and it's sunny and gorgeous and, more importantly, it's going to be 70 degrees! Me, the coldest person around, I get to go running in shorts! How awesome is that?

And, I'd like to point out, cherry blossoms are blooming! This makes January even prettier in DC! It's going to be a bummer when they're not out in the spring, but it sure livens things up now!

I hate being cold. And I would rather spoon my eyes out than live in Florida. So this is working out very well for me. Thank you for screwing the planet. Thank you for the global warming! I'm really enjoying it!

Hugs and kisses,


1 comment:

  1. Yes! I do realize it's terrible for the planet, but it sure does feel good.


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