So, I'd like to know if this has ever happened to you.
Say you're sleeping on the couch. You are lying on your side, as you do when you're pregnant, so as not to further reduce what feels like a paltry amount of blood flowing to your brain and other important places.
You're couch height - roughly two or so feet up in space. Facing the room.
This matters. In case you're wondering.
You need to get up, but at this point you're still asleep, although very lightly, as you heard the alarm go off earlier, and you heard the shower running. You know your roommate-for-life is up and about.
Suddenly, you're startled awake.
By an enormous, squeaky clean, naked man. He is doing a frenetic arms pumping legs flailing everything shaking nakey dance. His hair is standing up. Droplets of water are flinging themselves off his body.
He is singing a very fast version of "What Have You Done for Me Lately?"
Happened to you? Ever?
If the answer is yes, please, I beseech you, please let me know.
And if failed make you laugh till you couldn't breathe, I'd like to know that as well.
Ooooooh ooooh ooooh yeah.