Saturday, November 14, 2009

Mama lacks judgment

Also, I always want to put an "e" in judgment. Judge + ment. No? But spell check says I can't.

So anyway. Ohh, we did it up last night.

There was much much wine consumed. I did the pump and dump.

Not only is my tolerance shockingly low at this point, but I once I've had a drink or two, my judgment, it is for shit. I mean, I no longer get naked in public, although I can't promise that I never will again.

But still. More wine? Sure! Great idea!

And now I feel like Ass. And Death.

Ass Death.

Yes, I think that covers it.


  1. I'm really, really sorry that you feel like Ass. and Death.

    But at the same time, I'm kind of happy for you, because you got to exercise bad judgment... and sometimes, that's exactly what one needs. :o)

  2. i too would so love to spell judgment with an E . . . but that would be bad judgement, apparently.

    as for your current situation, push water. alcohol dehydrates.

  3. Oh, I hate feeling like ass death. But I'll bet you had fun! Tomorrow will be better.

  4. You know, I think any night you don't get naked in public should just be considered an out and out win. Well done, lady.

  5. Dagny - You are so right. It was EXACTLY what I needed!

    LJ - I had a lot of water and Gatorade. Definitely helped.

    Kate - We did, we did. And today is better.

    nicole - Yes! Once more, I win! Thank you.

  6. This made me laugh. I'm sorry about the afterward, but I totally understand your need for beverage.


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